It seems like only a few weeks ago that we started this journey in search of ridiculous church signs. Actually it was only a few weeks ago, but here we are, back for two full hands worth of epic fail posts.
Here are some of the older posts in case you’ve missed them:
Cherch Sine Epuc Failz: Badd Spellurs Edishun Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Eight Church Sign Epic Fails: Easter Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Six Church sign epic fails, part five Church sign epic fails, part four Church sign epic fails, part three More church sign epic fails Church sign epic fails
Imagine spending the rest of existence with the Michelin Man (EnTIREty...get it?) I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that this church and I would not agree on much. Truth first, then if there's room, we'll try to fit some love in too. And what the heck is a hybrid Christian anyway? I can't tell if this is praising something called a "Human Bent" or if it's in awe of a guy so strong he bends rocks. Either way, it makes absolutely no sense. Yeah, this is pretty much why I left religion for ten years. And who knew the original authors of the Bible knew English? Amazing! Wait, am I one of the weeds they're talking about? Or is this some kind of veiled "4:20" reference? Ahh, puns on church signs never get old. Except whenever I see them. This church sign proudly brought to you by the manufacturers of K-Y.