Pentecost is my favorite religious holiday, because all the good boys and girls get a visit from the Great Pentecost Lizard, who leaves magic droppings under their pillow. Ahh, memories…
The thing is, once you get him in there, there’s no getting him out. Kinda like thong underwear.
It may not look like much, but they’re still rebuilding from all the flaming heads last year. Man, Pentecost is DANGEROUS! Oh, and the tamales will make the other end burn too. consider yourself warned.
As long as you put little red Xs through the wrong ones, it’s cool. You’re still totally legit.
Lest you mistake this for some veiled reference about church accountability, check that. We just want money.
As has been proven, time and again, by the fact that only unmarried ministers fall victim to sins of the genitalia.
So…sin is a fish? I thought it was a serpent. Or some bad guy with wings and a pointy thing and…oh, forget it. Once again, Alfred Almond overshoots his audience.
Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.