I’m certainly not one to advocate for vandalism of private property, but you know, sometimes the right letters just fall clean off a church sign and suddenly unbridled bigotry looks a hell of a lot more like the Greatest Commandment. Just sayin…
Okay, total Church sign win. These guys literally kicked the “S” out of this church sign. And it’s that much better for it.
I always get Tearsday and Thistday mixed up…which is why I’m always ready to scrap, come Fightday!
So, kids, the message is, kids: no smoking in church.
This has actually been bumped up to being the First Commandment in Baltimore and Detroit.
And by “rest,” I mean the faint idea of a good buzz, followed by a bloated feeling and heartburn.
I like to spin a little “Did she seriously wear that?” followed by a double shot of “Oh no he di-int!”
Bad news, guys. Turns out the Bee Gees are dropping like flies. Time to update the cultural references, methinks, maybe to someone more…living.
Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.