Know what’s awesome? Not sleeping with your mom, that’s what.
So my big question is, what is God’s official position on Facebook? He has got to be super busy tied up with all those reposts of angels and favors that He has to do based on those reposts. Does He also get a cut from the ads on those pages? I’m thinking He would get a more lucrative deal from Google/YouTube. Couple of videos of turning water into Chocolate Rain or something and BAM, we’ll get a new crystal cathedral.