Msgr. Pope discovered it a few days ago:
Have breakfast with Jesus every morning! In the past you’ve had see him with eyes of faith. Now you can seem him right on the toast! It’s the Jesus Toaster! Just $31.95 plus shipping and handling.
No Christmas is complete without this fine new toaster.
Was not Jesus born in Bethlehem which means “House of Bread!?”
So celebrate Christmas all year long!
Did Jesus not leave his face on Veronica’s veil? Now you can see his face and eat it too!
With the Jesus toaster you just never know where Jesus will pop up!
And if you’re curious, check out the whole line of odd toasters at this link, including — I kid you not — a Virgin Mary Toaster (see below).