Country singer Randy Travis was arrested yesterday in Texas for public intoxication. And where was he publicly intoxicating? In his car, which was parked in front of a Baptist church. That’s all we really know right now, but I would just like to say that I did this like a thousand times when I was in high school and am so lucky that I a) didn’t get caught and b) wasn’t famous. Small towns in the South, people. It’s that or setting off all the alarm clocks at the Wal-Mart.
Randy Travis Arrested for Drinking in Front of Church