Randy Travis Arrested for Drinking in Front of Church

Country singer Randy Travis was arrested yesterday in Texas for public intoxication. And where was he publicly intoxicating? In his car, which was parked in front of a Baptist church. That’s all we really know right now, but I would just like to say that I did this like a thousand times when I was in high school and am so lucky that I a) didn’t get caught and b) wasn’t famous. Small towns in the South, people. It’s that or setting off all the alarm clocks at the Wal-Mart.

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