Top Six Newspaper Headlines if Barack Obama Were Republican

 

This morning — stunned that our president was raising money in Vegas and prepping for a party with Beyonce while our embassies burn — I asked myself: “What if Barack Obama were a Republican?  How would the media cover these last few days?”  After living through eight years of coverage of the Bush administration, it’s not hard to guess.  Let’s suppose, just for a moment, that the New York Times, the Washington Post, and the L.A. Times covered Obama like they covered Bush.  I present the top six headlines (with opening sentences):

1.  New York Times: “President Attends Vegas Fundraiser as Middle East Protests Rage.”  Top Aides to President Barack Obama struggled to keep track of events in the Middle East and to contain the political fallout from Mr. Obama’s decision to proceed with Las Vegas Fundraiser even while American embassies were under attack across the Middle East . . .”

2. New York Times: “News Analysis: Is There Now a ‘Promise Gap’ in Foreign Policy?”  As Democratic challenger Mitt Romney runs ads in battleground states comparing Mr. Obama’s campaign promises to his economic performance, new ads are set to air contrasting the mass rallies in support of Mr. Obama in his 2008 campaign with the mass riots roiling the Middle East . . .”

3. Washington Post:  “In Midst of Crisis, President Sends Mixed Messages to Egypt.”  Less than a day after accusing his Democratic rival, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, of “shooting first and aiming later,” the administration was forced to backtrack from the President’s declaration that Egypt was not an ally . . .

4. Washington Post:  “News Analysis: Ghost of the Carter Campaign Haunts President.”  In 1980 humiliating images of blindfolded American hostages filled TV screens across America, dooming President Carter’s already-struggling presidential campaign.  In 2012, black flags fly over U.S. embassies as the administration appears unable to defend American diplomatic outposts abroad . . .

5. Los Angeles Times:  “Critics Recall McCarthyism as Department of Justice ID’s Controversial Filmmaker.”  The Department of Justice publicly identified the maker of a controversial film critical of Islam, raising concerns about the filmmakers safety and about the DOJ’s commitment to free speech . . .

6. Los Angeles Times:  “Hollywood Rages as Department of Justice Targets Amateur Director.”  A coalition of actors, producer, and directors held a blistering press conference outside of Department of Justice offices in Los Angeles, accusing the administration of an ‘unconscionable attack on free speech’ after the DOJ disclosed the identity of the controversial director of “The Innocence of Muslims” . . .

Ahh well, I guess we’ll have to wait until the Romney presidency to watch mainstream journalists actually do their job.

  • John Toewater

    all rhetoric aside, I still support Mitt, and always will. He’ll be a great blessing to USA and Canada, in fact, to the whole world around us

  • Daisy Eden

    Great analysis and good sense of humor — two things of which we are accused of not having.

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  • http://intothehills.org Kullervo

    Shame on you for mixing partisanship with Christianity.

    • Rob Crawford

      Shame on you for being a busybody.

    • Joel Barret

      Kullervo, it’s clear that David French is merely pointing out what would happen if media outlets followed the golden rule in their coverage by applying the same standard to progressive canddiates as they do toward conservatives. Nothing wrong with pointing out hypocracy and advocating integrity in journalism.

    • Evan Maughan

      Do you go to Obama sites and tell them “shame on you” for mixing partisanship with the religion of secularism?

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  • Green lantern

    If Barry Obummer were Republican… he’d be Mittens Rmoney! LOL

    You think that MSM would “do their job”, if Mittens were POTUS?
    They haven’t “done their job” in decades! Why start now?

  • masivatack

    Guess you will be waiting until one of Romney’s children gets elected.

  • http://chadcallaghan.com Callaghan

    Here here, French! Yours is a take that is both brilliant & ballsy; or ‘balliant’ if you will. Cheers and keep it up.

    • David French

      “Balliant” Love it. May I shamelessly rip that off without crediting you? :)

    • Evan Maughan

      I prefer a poster from another thread calling David: “beloved child, David”

      Thank you beloved child David, for all that you do. (kind of has a creepy cult sound to it)

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