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If you're just joining us, see How To Write A Book Proposal, Part 1. Even...

I just finished and sent to my agent a book proposal. So now I have...

I believe the most consistantly compelling motivation, the most determining factor in the human experience, is the...

  My Hero I used to be a broke underachiever. Thank God those days are over. Now,...

I've never owned a home. I've never really had any money to speak of, and...

Ineffectually threatening. Operates underground. Totally blind. Slings mud. Grabby. Extremely uncuddly. Probably the result of inbreeding. (This,...

Remember my New Year's Resolution to finally take over the world? (If not, see New...

Moronically loyal. Dreadlocked. Blind. Prone to fleas. High maintenance. Hot. (Thanks, Jon Gilbert!) See also: And...

The above is a picture of: A. How John Mcain Sees Barack Obama: lightweight, disconcertingly...

I'm not anti-Father's Day, or anything like that. And (of course -- what with having...

This is: A. How Barack Obama sees John McCain B. How John McCain sees Bill...

This is: A. How Hillary Clinton sees Barack Obama: cute; makes everyone feel good; lacks legs;...

This is: A. What Hillary Clinton looks like in Barack Obama's dreams B. Batman in...

Candace, a reader from Wisconsin, wrote to tell me of her conversion experience. It's as...

The other day I posted a piece called Jesus the Decider: Who Gets Into Heaven?,...

First I shared with you Pilar Wayne's recipe for Salmon Mousse (Why John Wayne walked...

  In the laundry room of my apartment complex is a chair and fold-out table...

Yesterday in a coffee shop I totally eavesdropped on a conversation between an Evangelizing Christian...