An Amish Vampire

There’s an inside joke among writers that if you want to get a book contract in today’s market you need to write a book about an Amish Vampire.

Now I’m wondering if maybe it’s not a joke.

Y’all have probably heard this a year ago but I heard it for the first time today.

What can I say? I live in rural Oregon, which is akin to living in an Amish paradise.

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  • jaz

    Dude, I could so write that novel.

    • Karen Spears Zacharias

      Get busy

  • Cedric Klein

    Actually, the full joke, repeated occasionally by posters at Internet Monk, is “Teenage Amish Vampires in the Tribulation”.

    • Karen Spears Zacharias