Not your father’s Hanes

If you are still looking for that perfect gift for the male in the family, here is the perfect solution.

Buck Naked Underwear.

There are nearly 1,400 review online.

Who knew men felt so strongly about their briefs?

This is one of my favorite reviews:

Do you occasionally suffer from any of the following conditions on the job: gig butt, monkey butt, gigabutt, swamp butt, bat wings? Are the cutesy boxers that the wife picked up at the big box store not cutting the mustard? Then get these. They fit well, they don’t ride up, and most importantly for us workin’ folk, they help cut down on the serious medical conditions listed above. You never know when swamp butt will strike, but when it does, it can make a 12 hour work call seem like a sentence in the gulag. Avoid that pain in the rear, and other places, with these.

 

I grew up in the land of gators and snakes but I confess I don’t have a clue what swamp butt is and I hope I never find out. But if I ever got it, I’d pay $25 to get rid of it.

That’s how much a pair of Buck Naked underpants will cost ya.

These are not your father’s Hanes. A six-pack will cost you a couple hundred bucks.

But how can you resist the Duluth promise?

- no pinch

- no stink

- no sweat

 

Talk about your branding success. I bet you still remember this company’s logo on the 4th of July.

But don’t just take my word for it:

SOOOO comfortable. So easy to pack. Feels like nothing but soft against my skin yet very supportive without binding. Good for a couple of days wearing without stretching, too!

 

Then, again, you might want to rethink buying a pair of briefs that your man only changes out every couple of days.

 

 

About Karen Spears Zacharias

Author. Speaker. Journalism Instructor. Four kids. Three dogs. One grandson.

  • Dan

    OK, this is a weird post.

    As a guy who has never worn boxers, I am clueless to what gig butt, monkey butt, etc mean. Pictures would help (maybe I should use Google). My guess is they are unpleasant in some way.

    Anyhow, it looks like what is described is similar to the Boxer Briefs. I tried them but they got too warm as the day went on. Seems like these things described are the same. This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode …

    • Karen

      Dan: So glad you are as clueless as I am about what all those terms mean. Whew!

  • Anonymous

    Don’t take this the wrong way, but you have way too much time on your hands if you are posting about men’s briefs… :)

    • Karen

      Ah, Tim, I was just doing some Christmas shopping online. I wanted to share the with you. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.

      • Anonymous

        Ah, Karen… For what it is worth, I thought it was pretty funny.

        • http://karenzach.com Karen Spears Zacharias

          Yep. Funny. I can honestly say I’ve never spent $25 on a pair of undies.

          • Anonymous

            Ahhhhh Karen, never spent $25 on undies?!?!? That seems to me to be a huge loss for your husband!!!

  • http://middletree.blogspot.com James Williams
    • Karen

      James. Wow.

      • http://middletree.blogspot.com James Williams

        I’m just happy to contribute to this week’s underwear discussion. Same time next week?

        • http://karenzach.com Karen Spears Zacharias

          You CRACK me up. (Pun intended).

  • Scot McKnight

    This clarifies it:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swamp%20butt

    Was asked to type this in: “but.”

    • http://karenzach.com Karen Spears Zacharias

      Thanks for clearing that up, Scot … I think. LOL. Glad to know there’s a fix for that that doesn’t include Desitin.


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