What do I have to do to *reach* you cringing lackeys?

A uppity minion writes:

Your threats mean nothing to me, for I am used to this:

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Hmmmm…. Clearly I’m going to have to tell the Pain Technicians in my Pits of Despair to start upping the voltage.

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