Jesus’ Return Set for May 21, 2011

This could put a real crimp in our Memorial Day Vacation Plans.  On the bright side, I won’t have to finish paying down the mortgage on the house.  And no more sunburns!

Never a people to let their theology get in the way of the bottom line, some American Christians are finding ways to work in some good old-fashioned capitalism to the Consummation of All Things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPkXqoqZA8?fs=1

Yes. That’s a real ad.

When the gospel went to Greece, it became a Philosophy.
When it reached Rome, it became an Empire.
When it reached Europe, it become a Civilization.
When it got to America, it became a Business.

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