Screaming mobs discomfit the Royals in their limos (probably good for them) and flaming jerks cut down the Thorn Tree at Glastonbury. There’s hope for the tree (since it’s been cut down before by Cromwell’s flaming jerk Roundheads). But the country seems to be unraveling.
I’m thinking it’s a tossup between yobs or some radical Muslim as to who cut down the tree. Or it might have been some Dawkins acolyte on a Mission from Darwin. All are species of Jerk.