Good Christian Novels Aren’t Associated with the Occult

That’s how we infallibly know that Harry Potter is evil when it uses magic as a literary device but the Lord of the Rings is virtuous, good and holy when it uses magic as a literary device.

Ahem.

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Moral #1: Don’t judge a book by how quacks and cranks misuse it.

Moral #2: The Gandersauce measure we use for LOTR applies to Harry Potter too.

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