Today, my minions, I command you to check out Kevin O’Brien’s blog as he ponders many things during Genesian Lent.

If you are wondering what Genesian Lent is, I command you to bug Kevin O’Brien for an explanation.

If you aren’t wondering what Genesian Lent is, I commend you for stifling your curiosity. It makes you more malleable to my will.

That is all!

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