The Emperor Decrees!

As the Internet’s Leading Dark Lord, I extend professional courtesy and respect to the Internet’s Emperor, particularly when he issues draconian edicts I happen to agree with.

Obey him without question.

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  • dfp

    “The fireman doesn’t become a hero when he gets a position in the department; he becomes a hero when he saves a life.”

    If this means “He is not a hero if he runs into a burning building to save someone and fails.”, then the supposed Emperor is just wrong and I advise everyone to ignore him.

    • ivan_the_mad

      I think that second clause of that quote is meant to be less than categorical.

  • http://thecrawfordfamily.net/blog Ken Crawford

    Thank you for your heroic subservience to the emperor, 0h dark lord.

  • enness

    Uh-oh. The Emperor knows my recent comment to Chris M was semi-facetious, right? :)