The Emperor Decrees!

As the Internet’s Leading Dark Lord, I extend professional courtesy and respect to the Internet’s Emperor, particularly when he issues draconian edicts I happen to agree with.

Obey him without question.

"So does that mean it's okay if you and others attack pro life people as ..."

Interviewed Rebecca Bratten Weiss on Connecting ..."
"Trump is an adulterous racist. He is on family #3. He says disgusting, perverted, sexist, ..."

Interviewed Rebecca Bratten Weiss on Connecting ..."
"I know some 7th Day Adventists who won't even consider the Catholic side of the ..."

Because Christianity is nothing more than ..."
"Agreed. Pope JPII's specialty was philosophy. I tried reading "Love and Responsibility" and realized that ..."

Conversation with Somebody Claiming Their Focus ..."

Browse Our Archives

Follow Us!


What Are Your Thoughts?leave a comment
  • dfp

    “The fireman doesn’t become a hero when he gets a position in the department; he becomes a hero when he saves a life.”

    If this means “He is not a hero if he runs into a burning building to save someone and fails.”, then the supposed Emperor is just wrong and I advise everyone to ignore him.

    • ivan_the_mad

      I think that second clause of that quote is meant to be less than categorical.

  • http://thecrawfordfamily.net/blog Ken Crawford

    Thank you for your heroic subservience to the emperor, 0h dark lord.

  • enness

    Uh-oh. The Emperor knows my recent comment to Chris M was semi-facetious, right? :)