Today’s moment of spambot zen

In addition to the thousands of spambots who turn up to shower praise on my brilliant layout, ask why their comment got eaten, tell me what a brilliant writer I am and write curious things in curious English, I sometimes get stuff like this:

Our life is really strange issue and sometime people should choose one only stuff at the same time, then you don’t have enough time to work on something else. In fact, different people should choose between job and dance essays paper making.rope access In such case, we suggest to look for the master’s custom essay papers writing service to buy the free essays in.

How true that is. Our life *is* really strange issue. Choose one only stuff at the same time. For my part, I choose rope access and will buy the free essays iimmediately. I think I will also market some T-shirts with “Rope Access: Choose One Only Stuff at the Same Time” emblazoned on them. If I can get Victor Lams to write me a theme song or jingle, I think I can pay off my kids’ school loans.

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  • victor

    Not to worry, I’m on it!

    • Gary Keith Chesterton

      Victor, your “Pater Noster” showed up on my iPod yesterday out of nowhere. I cranked it!

      • victor

        I am truly, truly sorry for that. Please send the unused portion of your “Pater Noster” back, and I will give you a full refund.

  • Gary Keith Chesterton

    Large upwards thumb because of this post!

  • Andy, Bad Person

    It…almost made sense, then it exploded somewhere in the middle.

    I for one, am reluctant to make the difficult choice between work and dance essays.

  • Bob_the_other

    Now I know how some of the essays I marked got written!

  • Joe

    Dance essays on rope access!? We could save thousands of lives!