NATO Airstrike…

destroys key Taliban daycare center.

Why do foreigners inexplicably hate us?  It’s not like they aren’t popping out more kids all the time. What’s a few dead ones?  The real crime here is failure to export birth control.  Arrest the Pope!

Update:  For those not getting it, yes: I know the first link is the Onion.  That’s the point.  Because the second link is *not* the Onion.

  • Saint Superman

    You, ah, do know that that’s not real, right?

    • Mark Shea

      The second link is very real.

  • Harpy

    Uhhhhh … Mark, as the previous comment noted – you did see that this was in “The Onion” and was sarcasm?

    • Mark Shea

      Yes. Did you see the second link, which was a real news story? Life imitates satire. That’s why the satire is so bitterly funny.

  • http://www.chesterton.org Sean P. Dailey

    The second link is a real story — Daily Mail. This is a rare instance when real news and The Onion merge into one.

    Such has the War on Terror become.

  • ivan_the_mad

    How much longer will we accept mass murder in our name? Continuing atrocities like this make actions such as Day’s et al., wherein they refused to pay taxes which supported war, seem much less radical than they might prima facie.


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