Frat Boy Swine Upset

because rudimentary post-Gosnell health standards for abortion charnelhouses interferes with his swinish and piglike desire for easy, forgettable sex with women he can dispose of like candy bar wrappers like the swinish repellent pig he is.

New Wave Feminists reply:

This link has just turned me into feminist hulk. Feminist hulk types REALLY HARD, and likes to use CAPS LOCK. You’ve been warned.This is the part, in particular, that hulkafied me…”For those of us guys who like girls — you know, like them like them — and want to have relationships with them that may last anywhere from a few minutes to many years”…”Your sex life is at stake. Can you think of anything that kills the vibe faster than a woman fearing a back-alley abortion? Making abortion essentially inaccessible in Texas will add an anxiety to sex that will drastically undercut its joys. And don’t be surprised if casual sex outside of relationships becomes far more difficult to come by.”Oh, you poor, poor little douchebag. GAWD FORBID we tie ANY LEVEL OF RESPONSIBILITY to that 2-MINUTE HOOK-UP in which you might accidentally CREATE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, because, like, radical fauxminism, and labiaration, and stuff. IF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED HOW ABORTION MAKES WOMEN MORE EXPLOITABLE THAN ANY OTHER THING UNDER THE SUN, read this garbage… I’m off to go smash $#!%… like the REAL PATRIARCHY. Ya know, the one where men expect you to kill your child so they can get a carefree piece of ass…

  • meunke

    ” Ya know, the one where men expect you to kill your child so they can get a carefree piece of ass…”
    - Well, that’s what men’s support for abortion has always been about. Usually feminists try to pretend they didn’t know that.

    • Ed Pie

      They also pretend that health and safety of the would-be mother is an important concern, but facing a law like this they can’t juggle safe, legal, and rare. Maybe the facade is cracking.

  • introvert_prof

    Mark, your “New Wave Feminist reply” link doesn’t work for me; it seems like you need to have a particular facebook app installed to see it. Since I don’t use Facebook apps, I can’t see the link.

  • Newp Ort

    If this dude is a frat boy he is sullying the reputations of frat boy douchebag p!ece of sh!t a$$hole mother fukcers everywhere. And that’s quite a feat.

    • Rebecca Fuentes

      The frat boys I knew were of much higher quality, including founding a chapter of Men Against Violence on our campus. These aren’t even boys. They are animals brutes concerned with their animal desires.

      • Newp Ort

        Many of the frat boys I knew were misogynists and this dude makes them look like Susan B Anthony

        • Rebecca Fuentes

          I met that type too–then took care not to get to know them.

    • wlinden

      And swine.

  • B.E. Ward

    So he’s worried by the fact that the woman he’s been in a ‘relationship’ with for “a few minutes” won’t be able to abort their child in Texas after nearly *5 months*?

  • Stu

    Perhaps a bit old -fashioned of me (I prefer to think “traditional”) but this clown deserved to be decked.

  • Thomas Collins

    Why are so many people surprised that sex = babies even despite use of ABC? Our bodies are designed (in their terms) to fulfill their Darwinian mission.

    As for “choice” I wonder how many women are in effect emotionally blackmailed by the men in their life,

    “But honey, this would ruin everything!”
    “What about all our plans!”
    “I’M not ready to be a father” (=I’m outta here!”)

  • SM

    “Pro-choicers” consist of women who hate men and men who hate women.

    This fine young gentleman is all yours, pro-choice ladies! When you are dealing with guys who support the mass-murder of infants, you’re probably not going to do much better than him.

  • obpoet

    Satire of course, but it effectively makes the point either way.

  • wlinden

    ” While it is ultimately a woman’s choice whether to have an abortion,
    many women choose to make that decision with the man involved”

    Uh, but I thought the “pro-choice” gang had told us over and over that if you have a Y chromosome, you have NO RIGHT to a say about abortion. Can’t they make up what passes for their minds?

  • http://www.likelierthings.com/ Jon W

    What I would like is for someone who argues for gay marriage on the grounds that people have the freedom to define their relationships any way they want explain to me why this young gentleman’s position doesn’t follow from precisely their same premises.


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