Have you seen this man?
No. Not the skinny guy on the left. The other guy–who stood next to world leaders on national television, apparently doing sign language translation for the deaf, only to be revealed by actual deaf people to be a complete phony who was just making random gestures. He has now completely vanished and South African authorities, rather embarrassed by this epic security failure, are keen to have a little chat with him.
Me: I think this is screamingly funny and deeply terrifying. But mostly funny since nothing bad happened.