A few days ago, I learned the horrifying truth!
Catholics are actually ancient Egyptian sun worshippers!
But that’s only the tip of the huge conspiracy!!!!
Using the sound principle “round thing looks like other round thing, therefore same thing” we can likewise deduce “black rectangle looks like other black rectangle, therefore Bible Believing Christians worship ancient evolution-causing aliens who turn astronauts into giant space babies”.
I will pay a thousand dollars to the first person who can convince me that I’m wrong about this. It is literally impossible to argue with my logic.