Steven G. Greydanus the Hirsute, Sesquipedalian, and Cinematographic

…writes:

Hey man,
So I recently noticed this pattern on your blog, where cool kids get these adjectives of awesomeness that go with their names.

Barbara is “The Indomitable.”
Brandon is “The Irrepressible” and even the “Delightfully Unstoppable.” (Bonus adverb!)
Mike Aquilina is “Redoubtable.”
Etc.

What about me? I mean, yeah, you link to my reviews and stuff now and then, but WHERE’S MY ADJECTIVE OF AWESOMENESS???

No idea what he’s talking about.

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  • SDG

    Woo hoo! The Hirsute! The Sesquipedalian! The Cinematographic! IN YOUR FACE, VOGT!!!!!!

  • said she

    Oh. I had a boss once who gave everyone a cool nickname. Except me. I felt left out. So I asked for one.

    Never.ever.again.ever.