Story of My Life

Or, as my kids are fond of saying, “An enemy is just a friend who wants to kill you.”

  • Roki

    A true friend alienates you right back. A lifelong friend engages you in mutual alienation year after year.

    But only your very best friend in the whole world actually turns you into an alien. Like, from space, with cool mind powers and a dorsal fin.

  • Marthe Lépine

    Do you mean to say that, at least with enemies, we know where they come from?

  • Joe

    Isn’t it “A friend is just an enemy who’s too afraid to kill you?”