Saw a sweet Samsung phone at Radio Shack the other day

…so I smashed the case and took it. They called the cops and had me arrested, saying what I did was “illegal”. I pointed out to these simpletons that “legality” and “morality” are not the same thing. Everything Hitler did was “legal” too, you know. But the cops still hauled me off to jail. This only confirms to me that we are ruled by a regime that uses brute force to get its way and I am a Son of Liberty. Fight the Power! IF LEGAL, THEN HITLER! IF LEGAL, THEN HITLER!

Man! This free internet logic course I’m taking is paying off in spades! I’ll have my Ph.D. printed out in no time!