SCIENCE[TM]! says “Religious kids are meaner than secular kids”

…and if you have any common sense, you ask, “Really? Seriously? I’m supposed to just buy that because and Authority Figure in a Lab Coat said so?”

If, however, you are part of the web.atheist community that worships rather than uses the intellect, you slap together this video and proclaim it all as Indisputable Scientific Fact:

The producers of the video, eager to hear what their itching ears desire, are at the “wearing tinfoil hats to ward off A” stage of credulity:

Meanwhile, William Briggs, Statistician to the Stars, confirms that your healthy skepticism is right.