Police Foil Plot to Bomb Synagogues and Shoot Down Aircraft

…by sinister Vatican officials afraid of science.

No, that’s not right…..

…by Evangelicals bent on establishing a theocracy.

hmmmm… no, that’s not it either. Gosh, who was behind this?

Ohhhhhh! Paragraphs later, we find out:

They are all Muslim, a law enforcement official said.

Just your morning dose of Satanic Ecumenism from the people who brought us the Piss Christ photos and the lectures on how Christians need to be more open and tolerant of those who blaspheme their most cherished Lord.

Future centuries will look back in astonishment on a media culture that spent its time lionizing Dan Brown while treating Muslim nutjobs with kid gloves.