166 Followers!

166 Followers! July 8, 2009

My growing legion of lickspittle toadies, groveling sycophants, obsequious minions, and shuffling, glassy-eyed gofers and zombie continues to grow, while the pathetic Fr. Philip can only stamp his tiny feet in impotent rage at my mocking laughter.

Today, in celebration of the Dark Tower’s victory over Fr. Philip (despite his nefarious attempt to set fire to Verizon) I wish to offer the world this, my glorious vision of peace:

Hey! You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette! But it will be really great in the end. You’ll see (if you are alive to see it).

That is all.


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