Irrefutable Logic

Reader Mike Walsh sez of Avatar: “I liked the helicopters much more than the stupid flying reptiles.”

To which my beloved son, Luke the Nordic Giant, replies:

Mike Walsh: Regardless of my feelings towards this particular film, I would have you know that the phrase “Stupid Flying Reptiles” is a contradiction in terms. Flying reptiles are always awesome, by definition. For example, Quezoquatl, Smaug, and Ornithochirus. All of those are awesome, therefore it stands to reason that all other flying reptiles are awesome. My logic is undeniable. Also, if you want to fight over this, the flying reptiles are on my side.

I think Mr. Walsh is clearly going to have a tough time wriggling out of the crushing grip of reason this time.