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479 Followers! October 8, 2010

Today, my shuffling lickspittles, I command you to wipe the spittle off and sample Dark Lord Imperial Stout, a beer that combines reverence for my majestic all-controlling evilness with a happy celebration of Jolly Pride. You can be out and stout too! (Only don’t get any ideas about being a Dark Lord or I will vaporize you while laughing maniacally, as is my custom). Come, my pretties, drink with me as my plans come to fruition!

Dark Lord Imperial Stout: For all your post-apocalyptic Banquet of the Damned needs. Now with the cool looking dripping red wax seal for a more medieval vibe! (Please do not operate heavy machinery or drive during the Apocalypse.)

That is all!


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