Today, my toadies and suckups, I command you to investigate the mystery of the Japanese Magic Mirror. The interior of my Dark Tower is, of course, lined with Magic Mirrors. I use them to a) admire my cape flowing in the breeze as I stride to and fro shouting, “I am invincible!” and b) keep tabs on various handsome enemies and innocent virgins I have banished to various forests in my realm, populated with hard-working yet comical dwarfs. I see no flaw in my perfect plans.
That is all!