Poll Results: Hemorrhoids, Toenail Fungus and IRS More Popular Than Congress

Colbert

86% of the American people disapprove of the job our Congress is doing.

Public Policy Polling tested Congress head to head with various entities. According to the results, all these things are more popular than Congress.

Hemorrhoids 52 Congress 31

IRS 42 Congress 33

Mothers-in-Law 64 Congress 20

Dog Poop 44 Congress 41

Toenail Fungus 44 Congress 42

Department of Motor Vehicles 58 Congress 24

Charles manson

Congress did beat out one contender (drum roll):

Charles Manson 18 Congress 56

  • Dave

    Wow, I would have thought Charles Manson would have given Congress more of a battle. On this present battle, I think the time to have a serious conversation about reducing the national debt was several years ago. It is pretty apparent that neither side is willing to cut their pet projects, at least not to the level that would make this nation financially sustainable in the long run. (Hint: Pretty drastic cuts across the board would be necessary at this point.)

    So, we might as well get the government running again for now, and forestall the inevitable collapse until another 5-10 years down the road. Our national debt is now around 100% of our GDP, and all it will take is the interest rate to go up, as it inevitably will, and it will all come crashing down.

    Obamacare is destined to be a huge debacle. Might as well let it happen and let the Dems take the blame for it. No need for the GOP to die on their sword over it.

  • Steve

    I would elect Charles Manson as a U.S. Senator.

    …what? It’s not like he could make things any worse than they are now.

  • pagansister

    There is NO excuse for what is happening—except ego!

  • FW Ken

    Hey! Toenail fungus is nothing to take lightly.


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