Archives for December 2012

Mary had a little lamb… of god… that belongs in schools – FIXED

By now you’ve likely seen the divisive “Mary had a little lamb… of god… that belongs in the schools” variant on Facebook. Mary had a little lamb, His fleece was as white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, ‘Twasn’t even in [Read More…]

FIXED: idiotic “it was 11 days before Christmas, at 9:38”

The original viral image comes attached with a truly awful poem: twas’ 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38 when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven’s gate. their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air. they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there. they were filled with such joy, they didn’t know what [Read More…]

Wikipedia has the Christmas Spirit

Check out today’s featured article on Wikipedia! Well played, Wikipedians. [Read more…]

WTF, yoga person!

It’s obviously not just evangelicals and uninformed Christians spinning a national tragedy on their metaphysical terms. Here’s one from a yoga instructor. You see, the real ‘tragedy’ is that people are calling it a ‘tragedy’. Brace yourself: The comments and ‘likes’ were awful too. People said things like “that was beautiful!” Full text below [Read more…]

GTFO my facebook, ‘god not allowed in schools’ t-shirt

Yesterday, I released the ‘fixed’ version of that horrible t-shirt. You might have seen one or the other. I was shocked to see that the original photo had been shared on facebook 300,000 times. Unfortunately, it has more than doubled. It’s a start, anyway. I hope people seeing the ‘fixed’ image are actively posting it as [Read More…]

T-shirt: god is not allowed in schools, can’t stop violence – FIXED

My wife saw the image on the left going around facebook. It had over 300,000 shares. Spread it / steal it / share it, whatever. What was preventing god from stopping the shooter before he entered the school? What prevented god from interfering with the shooter’s acquisition of weapons and ammunition? Why didn’t god stop [Read More…]

Call me xenuphobic, but this freaks me out.

I don’t want to sound xenuphobic, but this freaks me out. Inexplicably, John Travolta and Olivia Newton John have a Christmas themed musical reunion. Just in case you’re wondering, those are definitely fake soldiers. And no, there is no law stating that Hollywood has to get ‘three things’ wrong with military uniforms. That’s a [Read More…]

The Dead Milkmen on a military base?

It’s entirely possible. I won’t get my hopes up just yet, but I’m happy they even entertained the offer. Potentially, The Dead Milkmen may even agree to play, but by the time we win our right to play at Camp Pendleton and set a hard date, they might be booked. Honestly, the RBB2 situation is [Read More…]