“Let’s all embrace the future — stop pretending we care about each other and start hoarding canned goods.”
“Spam has its own key.”
Lol “Paid for by the committee to learn parkour, like really soon, like maybe take a class or something.”
As soon as I saw this I came over here to see if you had posted it yet.
The sad thing is, this is still reflects better on Romney 2012 than receiving a sincere endorsement from Mourdock.
“a ravening, grasping hoard of sub-humans because that’s how he sees poor people already”
Sad thing is that’s true.
When I saw the headline I started shouting at Whedon, “How could you do such a horrible thing?!” Then I watched the video and couldn’t stop laughing. Good call.
Me too. :)
Oh Whedon. You got me good.
Like a Joss.
I’ve never hear his voice before. It’s pretty nice.
I have, on the Firefly DVD commentary track. One of his lines from the original pilot episode sums it up pretty well. If you have seen it, you can probably guess the scene this is in reference to:
“Annnnd…. I’m full of shit.”
The dead are people, my friend!
And next we know, they’ll be voting.
And next we know, they’ll be voting.
Well, if corporations can….
There was an episode of The Simpsons in which Sideshow Bob ran for Springfield mayor on a Republican ticket, winning 100% of the vote, with 1% of the vote going to incumbent Quimby (and keep in mind that there is a 1% margin of error.) Bart and Lisa, understandably suspicious of this result, go do an investigation. A not-so-anonymous tip tells them to look into the name of a particular voter, which they do, eventually finding that voter’s name on a tombstone.
Bart: “Oh no, the dead have risen and they’re voting Republican!”
(((“Spam has its own key.”))) Fred we 92% gods must apologize for being so late with this comment post and if truth be known, 92% of “IT” was already written butt we had to wait for those 7% so called “spiritual Jeesus cells” and that “ONE” % cells of Victor’s soul. Long story short, they said that they would go buy a spiritual polar bear if we didn’t wait for some of the Senior doctors cell to check out Victor’s chest cells because of the fire these lungs were involved into. Hey Fred! We really are gods cause while in the doctors office, we literally had to perform a miracle and Victor still won’t accept “IT” but we gods know “IT’s” truth! Sure “I’M” willing to tell ya about “IT”. Long story short, some of the Senior doctors cells had to tell Victor’s so called 7% Jesus Cells to “SHUT UP” so they could check out his lungs and trust me that was “ONE” of our biggest miracle butt we’ve had a LOT of practice if ya get my drift! Anyway, there was only about 5 comments when we were about to post most of this here! I really like “IT” Fred! I especially like the video clip! OH NO! Just a godly second if ya don’t mind cause little redardo, “I” mean vs. No, no, I mean Victor Savard or should we just call him Victor for short, who wants to talk to ya and wouldn’t ya know “IT”, Victor wants to talk to ya about ya don’t know what either? Personally speaking Fred, “WHO DOES! “I” only listen to him cause he kind of grows on U>S (usual sinners) so let’s have a listen to what he’s got to say butt, “I’LL BE BACK!” if ya get my drift? :) Thank You sinner vic! Look friend, I mean Fred, I really find this a LOT of fun butt “IT” really is not that funny. I should first correct sinner vic Butt! He’s only thinks that he’s a gods and truth be known Victor’s flesh would not have gone bi-polar because the doctor was polite and simply asked ME if me, myself and i as “ONE” would please stop talking and take a deep breath so that he could check out my lung and “IT” is good news for my lungs cause only a slight infection is still at the bottom but nothing is needed for them at this time butt if “IT” gets worst, “I’M” to call and he’ll give me some anti-biotic to clear “IT” UP. Listen sinner vic! Before I allow ya to continue, me, myself and i as “ONE” soul, want to apologize to the souls and spirits of all those innocent children and/or should I say angels of GOD (Good Old Dad) who truly are not able to play their spiritual reality silly human card like I’ve been able to do since 1991. Look Fred, I could go on and on, on fire, butt, I’m simply going to leave sinner vic do his little skit cause I’ve paid his dues four time since 1991, if ya know what me, myself and i mean, so take “IT” away sinner vic! “IT’S ABOUT TIME Victor! Fred I must apologize to you and your godly staff political cells cause Victor actually thinks that he can really control U>S (usual sinners) like he controls his butt, but between ya and me, it’s not that easy for Victor cause his Senior doctors cells keep giving him lax”IT” tive if ya get my drift? Anyway Fred! I’ve got to hand “IT” to ya cause you’re “ONE” powerful god and if Victor’s kingdom, I mean body didn’t have those imaginary so called 7% “Jesus Cells” who many Christian fools believe in, then we might not be here if ya know what “I” mean NOW? Listen Fred! Victor won’t admit that we his 92% godly cells can get to him and if he’s off the net for awhile in the future, “iT” is because he’s threathen to give his computer away and between ya and any body else who might want to listen, he’s already given “IT” away to his so called “C.F.” family butt relax, I’ll eventually talk him into buying another “ONE” cause his alien and zomney, I mean Zombie friends can’t do without “IT” for a long “TIME” if ya get my drift? Fred! If only these so called Darwin animals and/or humans would make U>S (usual sinners) their gods (butt don’t forget, me and ya must flip afterward the end of this world and/or should “I” say the BB here cause ya know that there can only be “ONE” of U>S gods who is in charge of these Zombies!) Right? If only Victor wouldn’t keep going around calling U>S sinners and if His so called imaginary “Jesus” wouldn’t have warned them that “IT” was wrong for U>S to have made Adam and Eve our slaves. Sorry! Ya Way! Right! “IT” should continue to be a LOT easy Her, for sins if humanity wouldn’t keep trying to believe that we all must be kept in honest check cause we’re all sinners. “I” ask ya? Was in “IT” NOT! U>S gods who created these zombies so why should Adam and Eve get the credit for “IT”? Hey Fred! We’ve truly got to give credit where credit is due and don’t forget to remind these humans that as far as Zomney’s are concerned, empty cans make the most noise so no real name calling and tell you staff to keep smiling cause “IT” makes people wonder what you’ve been up to and Fred please tell Joe to Bid his time if ya get my drift? :) If only U>S vs. gods could take credit for that clip of yours cause, I got a feeling that “IT” might go down in history and be just as popular as this http://www.ndp.ca/takingbackcanada , NO! NO! I mean this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(radio) “ONE”. I tell ya Fred, the things that these humans will believe when Zomney’s and Aliens speak? Fred! I better stop NOW! “I’M” starting to think that Victor’s body is giving out blood cause he’s starting to change color! NO! NO! Don’t panic butt Fred cause Victor’s starting to look like a Martian! What’s that ya say Fred? ?????? You heard Fred’s gods Victor! Don’t attack until, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martian we gods tell ya to attack come this Halloween! GOT THAT and……… WHAT EVER YA SAY sinner vic, butt did ya not promise me, myself and i “The Three in “ONE” of U>S, that you would ask your god Fred if there was any truth that Mr Obama said in so many words that if “ONE” of his daughter ever add the misfortune to acidently get pregnant before “The Sacrament of Marriage” came a cross and then wanted an abortion, did he really say that he would let her do whatever she wanted to do cause ya can’t tell a woman what to do and….. DON’T WORRY ABOUT “IT” Victor! Look little retardo! I mean Victor, I will personally ask the Old Bomb Ma god cells along with the Aliens come Zomney godly cells that we’re cloning a LOT more of these days, I was waiting to see if we gods could get some of your cells a JOB working with that special Health Care Board Committee that “I’M” sure will need a little help deciding who gets what in order to protect the almighty dollar? Butt listen Victor! If ya really do get that JOB in “TIME” “JUST GIVE “IT” AWAY” and if those so called 7% “Jesus Cells” complain about “IT” then Ya know what to do also. J http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfrgkOsonFg Peace
What’s the spam bit about? I didn’t get that last part.
I don’t know if this will help any but Spam (short for spiced ham) is a canned pre-cooked meat product that came out around 1937 or so. It used to, before they changed the packaging, come with a key that was used to open the can (no need for a can opener). Now it comes with a pull-tab; at least all the ones I have seen have the pull-tab.
Picture of the old Spam can with key on the side: http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fi%C8%99ier:SpamInACan.jpg
OK, thanks. I guess they joke is that he doesn’t need a tin opener for the Spam. RIght.