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“The Bible can only be interpreted through its performance. We learn what it says by acting it out.”
“They were words of hope in an otherwise hopeless moment, originally spoken by someone who I knew for certain had our backs in this.”
“A hit man with a God tattoo would definitely not sell.”
“The sheikh is a deeply religious man so seeing a monastery is such a bad state it is not surprising that he felt touched.”
“And the serpent — which was more subtle than all the other beasts of the field — said ‘Seems pretty unfair there’s a whole word you can’t use,’ and of the white people many nodden their heads at the rightness thereof.”
“God is whatever color God needs to be in order to let people know that they’re not nobodies, they’re somebodies.”
“I hope that years from now, when she has a chance to take her own unexpected journey, she’ll remember the story of Bilbo — and be a little more inclined to say yes.”
“It’s something that didn’t come out until a month before Ted [Williams] died in 2002, the fact that he was a Mexican-American.”
“The pious ‘memories’ of the typical evangelical are less accurate than a 1908 Budweiser ad in the Chicago Daily Tribune that read, ‘How the Pilgrims would have enjoyed Budweiser. How they would have quaffed it with heartfelt praise and gladness of heart.'”
“If you have any fact which you think is really sinister — right? — is really obviously a fact which can only point to some sinister underpinning, hey, forget it man, because you can never on your own think up all the non-sinister, perfectly valid explanations for that fact.”
“But the reality is, even if you cross all your T’s and dot all your I’s, at the end of the day, you can only do so much to keep your child truly safe because Gorchul is all around us, at every moment, ready to feed off the life force of your child’s soul, enslave him in the shadow world, or, even worse, slip into the empty husk of his body and pose as a demonic impostor of your beloved son or daughter.”
“Last year, the cow that won the Val d’Hérens fighting cow competition was named Schakira.”
“It’s not pretty when a web server cries.”
“The vastness of our universe and perspective.”
“If English ‘evolved’ from German, why are there still people speaking German?”
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