Surber nails: if the NY Times covered baseball

Specifically if the Times covered this week’s Yankees 13-5 Victory over the BoSox.

Yankee batters lacked the proper body armor to face Boston pitchers as Jorge Posada would discover when he was hit with a pitch later, in the bottom of the third. It was a near-fatal blow that the trainer admitted could have been deadly if the pitch had been thrown faster and at his temple, and he had his helmet off.

It’s delicious. Satire and parody only work when they originate from places of truth. This works. H/T Instapundit.