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I have really enjoyed all the Firewall videos. I have to say that since I vehemently disagree with almost all of those things Obama had promised to do, I’m rather glad he’s failed at them. That probably makes me seem pretty horrible in the eyes of some, but there it is.
If I were President of the United States, I would want Bill Whittle as my Press Secretary.
I am glad that every promise made by Obama comes with an expiration date. The fact that a large majority of his policies are failures is comforting.
What do you think about “IT” all sinner vic?
Listen here Victor, I want you to stop calling me sinner vic cause my name is now lucky, lucky, lucky so if you won’t consider me to be your god, I hope you at least respect my wishes if you know what’s good for humanity?
Why should I even consider that you exist sinner vic, I mean lucky, lucky, lucky and why do you think you’re so fortunate?
Well, I’ll have you know that I spoke to a Scientific Spiritual godly living cell from a far off Galaxy and “IT” says that you hurtlings are fortunate if I tell you about “IT” so you better be nice to me or I won’t tell humans about any of “IT!”
Why don’t you take “IT” easy on The Anchoress and stop saying that godly cells speak to you sinner vic!
You’re right Victor! “IT” really was a godly dead cell from a far off Galaxy so do want to hear about “IT” NOW?
Great! A live cell to a dead cell and you want people to believe in that sinner vic?
Alright Victor, the cells didn’t speak to me, they used E.S.P. which is now becoming popular and if you don’t believe me just ask The New York Times and The Learning Network so “IT” is OK to talk about “IT” all.
Alright! Just in case The Anchoress allows “IT” what is so important that, as you put “IT,” hurtlings should know and make “IT” quick?
“IT” is a Galaxy Contest Victor and Earth won “IT” and I’ve learned all this through E.S.P. so listen UP! They say that The Creator of Heaven and The Galaxies have chosen our Universe to be in charge of the judging and a place called Earth is in the running to Welcome His Son so you hurtlings better be on your best behavior.
But, but, but, but sinner vic!?
There will be no Butts allowed Victor and a firewall from hell will make sure of that! What do you think this contest is all about? An American Presidential Race so He can be made a laughing stock of?
I suggest you do as your cat Tiger does when he doesn’t understand you and give your head a shake Victor!
But! But! But! sinner vic!
How many times must I tell you Victor, “IT” is lucky, lucky, lucky Victor!
God Bless Peace
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That post was credible and balanced. I would have said much worse about him.
I count every “fail” of this administration a huge “win” for America. And I will take Bush and his love & respect for America any day.
I’ve loved Bill Whittle since “Eject, Eject, Eject”. He is as good a commentator as I’ve seen in a long time.
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