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  • Maybe it’s the cheap, Italian table wine clouding my brain, but I can’t think of a better caption than the one you’ve got there, CC!

  • “All the neon tablecloths in town went on a pilgrimage each year to admire the beauty of the felt banners, seasonally-hued Jesus, and fluorescent altar panels…”Ok, I can’t articulate it exactly but you get the idea…

  • …Wow. I’m speechless. =D

  • Are you sure it’s not more like the finale of Don Giovanni?

  • Finally, the surprise ending of the “Left Behind” series.

  • Al

    I ditto the Don Giovanni ending.

  • Al

    Tired of seeing the blasphemous liturgical dancing going on & Cardinal Mahony doing nothing, God decides to take matters into His own Hands & smiteth them down.For Nothing is impossible with God, even ending liturgical dance.(Sorry, couldn’t resist given the title of the post below this 1.)

  • “As if the felt-strewn walls weren’t bad enough, they now debut felt carpet. Next, the ceiling!”I still think yours is better, but I wanted to post an alternate. ;0)

  • It was the Rainbow Strippers and they DID leave a few things behind.BMP

  • The effect of the recent drive by sashing complements of the Rainbow Sash Organization.

  • NARRATOR: In the frozen church of self-celebration, they were forced to eat the Liturgical Dancers.DANCER: [high-pitched] Get back! Eee!NARRATOR: And there was much rejoicing.KNIGHTS: Yay!

  • “Because ‘Pillars of Salt’ is just so Old Testament”

  • Are you surprised no one cleans up after a clown mass?

  • Roz

    What the wild animals did to Joseph’s dreamcoat.

  • The Traveler

    Yikes! Now the poor folks in purgatory get naked liturgical dancers! Pray for them.

  • “There’s a swimming pool behind the altar?””Yep. And we can switch the lights to UV. Why else would all the books in our parish library be published by TAN?”

  • Sister Beatrice accidentally mixed the Easter egg dye packets with the laundry. Again.

  • Somewhere there is a dressing room full of naked liturgical dancers and the altar boys are down the hall snickering.

  • mornac’s comment about pillars of salt makes me weep with laughter every time I read it.

  • The Technicolor Easter cult’s fourteen apostles witnessed their leader in his true hidden form and fled.

  • “God speaks on whether we should have liturigal dancers!”

  • doughboy

    ok, this brought tears. thanks for the end-of-day guffaw!

  • I think Josephus Flavius has the best one Some others are great ideas but not so catchily expressed. But, please tell us, what is it really? Somebody dumped all these brightly colored towels in front of the altar in an ugly church and then took a picture of it. WHY? What were they thinking? I can’t even begin to dream up a plausible explanation.Susan Peterson

  • This is entirely too funny. Thanks for the giggle of the day.

  • The remains of a liturgical clown struck by lightning after wandering too near the alter.

  • That or I am going to agree with Maureen, the liturgical dancers went skinny dipping in the baptistery.

  • Do we have a caption “winner”? 🙂