when liturgical dancers get ‘raptured’…

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11092566609789390592 Nadja

    Maybe it’s the cheap, Italian table wine clouding my brain, but I can’t think of a better caption than the one you’ve got there, CC!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03293284663334506224 Cookie

    “All the neon tablecloths in town went on a pilgrimage each year to admire the beauty of the felt banners, seasonally-hued Jesus, and fluorescent altar panels…”Ok, I can’t articulate it exactly but you get the idea…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15204262882202051257 Vincenzo
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13962838468417021831 Charlie

    …Wow. I’m speechless. =D

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13669565372315999650 Jeffrey Smith

    Are you sure it’s not more like the finale of Don Giovanni?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12990289461877567408 The Ironic Catholic

    Finally, the surprise ending of the “Left Behind” series.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07721319432213055605 Al

    I ditto the Don Giovanni ending.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07721319432213055605 Al

    Tired of seeing the blasphemous liturgical dancing going on & Cardinal Mahony doing nothing, God decides to take matters into His own Hands & smiteth them down.For Nothing is impossible with God, even ending liturgical dance.(Sorry, couldn’t resist given the title of the post below this 1.)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18368392303270943683 Catholic Audio

    “As if the felt-strewn walls weren’t bad enough, they now debut felt carpet. Next, the ceiling!”I still think yours is better, but I wanted to post an alternate. ;0)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09836644567939527991 Brian Michael Page

    It was the Rainbow Strippers and they DID leave a few things behind.BMP

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13962510592521598520 Paul Cat

    The effect of the recent drive by sashing complements of the Rainbow Sash Organization.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02598404623048927550 Tom S.

    NARRATOR: In the frozen church of self-celebration, they were forced to eat the Liturgical Dancers.DANCER: [high-pitched] Get back! Eee!NARRATOR: And there was much rejoicing.KNIGHTS: Yay!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16566074492752924884 Mornac

    “Because ‘Pillars of Salt’ is just so Old Testament”

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17845681957622343484 Josephus Flavius

    Are you surprised no one cleans up after a clown mass?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06233565410780178589 Roz

    What the wild animals did to Joseph’s dreamcoat.

  • The Traveler

    Yikes! Now the poor folks in purgatory get naked liturgical dancers! Pray for them.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12594214770417497135 Suburbanbanshee

    “There’s a swimming pool behind the altar?””Yep. And we can switch the lights to UV. Why else would all the books in our parish library be published by TAN?”

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04107504165449607702 Mary Rose

    Sister Beatrice accidentally mixed the Easter egg dye packets with the laundry. Again.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14917362455461651162 Agent Smith

    Somewhere there is a dressing room full of naked liturgical dancers and the altar boys are down the hall snickering.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06117353945124506952 The Crescat

    mornac’s comment about pillars of salt makes me weep with laughter every time I read it.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07464076577415616807 Carrie

    The Technicolor Easter cult’s fourteen apostles witnessed their leader in his true hidden form and fled.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01230607275856725454 Phillip of Alabama

    “God speaks on whether we should have liturigal dancers!”

  • doughboy

    ok, this brought tears. thanks for the end-of-day guffaw!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06975120700184179765 eulogos

    I think Josephus Flavius has the best one Some others are great ideas but not so catchily expressed. But, please tell us, what is it really? Somebody dumped all these brightly colored towels in front of the altar in an ugly church and then took a picture of it. WHY? What were they thinking? I can’t even begin to dream up a plausible explanation.Susan Peterson

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453734960620777549 Anne Marie

    This is entirely too funny. Thanks for the giggle of the day.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12131358687419105326 Celibatarian

    The remains of a liturgical clown struck by lightning after wandering too near the alter.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12131358687419105326 Celibatarian

    That or I am going to agree with Maureen, the liturgical dancers went skinny dipping in the baptistery.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17845681957622343484 Josephus Flavius

    Do we have a caption “winner”? :)


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