a diet for my health…

… a media diet for my mental health, that is.

I can’t turn on the TV, listen to the radio or log on to the internet without seeing the Anointed One, Obama. How much money does this cat have for advertising? Seriously, he’s everywhere and it’s creepy.

There’s no escaping the Anointed One. I can’t watch the news anymore without being thrown into fits of apocalyptic dread. If ignorance is bliss than a media diet is better than Xanax and a hell of a lot cheaper. I should have done this the moment the Empress Oprah declared her minion, the Anointed One, our new dictator.

…now, if you’ll excuse me. I’m off to my happy place.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01960521706457744649 Mary Grace

    I know you can’t see me, but I’m next to you–LOL!

  • Irenaeus

    Seriously — a media fast is a great idea. We all are mediated to the hilt, and time away from the TV and ‘net is REALLY clarifying. Kill the TV! Kill it! Kill it!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03118261227449305868 Roman Sacristan
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06117353945124506952 The Crescat

    roman, I love it. :-)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16185810008704682978 Michelle Therese

    OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST!! (You know… as per “Left Behind”…) We’re all so DOOMED!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15718783732896413346 ignorant redneck

    Obama, I don’t think he’s the Antichrist. He just works for the Antichrist.