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…California, land of fruits and nuts.
Officiant: I now pronounce you Spouse and Spouse! Party A, you may kiss your Party B! Or vice versa. Assembled third parties, let me be first to introduce to you Mr./Mrs. and Mr./Mrs. Paartie!Guest A: Did you hear? Party A took Party B’s name.Guest B: Scandalous!
You can’t say “fruits and nuts” anymore. It’s offensive – it’s now “carb A” and “carb B”.Way back when, I posted about new Hallmark Cards for Party A and Party B so-called marriages. No lawsuits yet, thankfully
As I say, any help out of Ca would be much appreciated