things I’ve eaten in the past 5 days…

… A turkey, a ham, a dozen deviled eggs, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, apple sauce, green beans, rolls, corn bread, corn on the cob, green bean casserole, pumpkin pie, and banana pudding… oh, and that was just dinner.

Over the course of the next few days I consumed… 4 turkey sandwiches, 3 ham biscuits, A gallon of sweet tea, wine, beer, more banana pudding, and more sweet potatoes.

For breakfast this morning I finished off one 4 day old deviled egg and the last scoop of banana pudding.

Disgusting never tasted so good.

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  • Terry Nelson

    I love deviled eggs.

  • Thom, SFO

    Gluttony is still confessable, I presume?

  • Angela Messenger

    Isn’t God good to provide you with so much?!

  • ignorant redneck

    Now is the time for a great, resounding *BURP*

  • jill

    “Now is the time for a great, resounding *BURP*”What? Only one?!

  • jill

    And another thing: There’s still Christmas. That leaves Thanksgiving indulgence in the shade. :))

  • joan

    awesome!that’s more than i’ve eaten in the past two years and even more than some eat in a lifetime in some countries.

  • The Crescat

    Joan, perhaps you should by some food instead of owning a pc & internet access if things are that bad. Sarcasm & judgement can go both ways, my dear.