time for another Crescat Contest…

… Started by St. Francis in 1223, the nativity scene has become an endearing symbol commemorating the birth of Christ. Such a beautiful sentiment… some how I don’t suppose St. Francis ever fathomed his idea would be morphed into some gloriously awful kitsch and that I would hold a contest to crown the tackiest.

Voting has been divided in three parts based on it’s sheer volume. The top ten tacky nativities will be featured when voting is closed December 24th. Vote now and may the crappiest kitsch win!

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Human Hair Nativity Scene #1 Creepy Human Hair submitted by: Eric



# 2 Rubber Duckie submitted by: The Crescat



# 3 Bullwinkle the Flying Moose submitted by: Fr. Daren Zehnle



# 4 Mother Goose submitted by: Catholic Eye Candy



# 5 Eskimo Pie Submitted by: Catholic Eye Candy



# 6 Up on the Roof Top Submitted by: Catholic Eye Candy



# 7 Tacky Cut Out Submitted by: Ellyn



# 8 Bears and Shit Submitted by: Robert



# 9 Stars Wars Submitted by: Sooner Scotty



# 10 Kitsch Modern Submitted by: Mike in CT



# 11 Jenga Block Nativity Submitted by: Mike in CT



# 12 S’mores Nativity Submitted by: Mike in CT



# 13 Fing er Puppet Nativity Submitted by: Betty-Ann



# 14 In the Tree Top Nativity Submitted by: Betty-Ann



# 15 Bearstein Bear Nativity Submitted by: Betty-Ann



# 16 Weenie Dog Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 17 Christmas at the Pound Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 18 Bull Dog Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



#19 LSD Frog Nightmare Nativity Submitted by: Kathryn



# 20 Twist Tie Nativity Submitted by: Jaya



# 21 Mirror Nativity Submitted by: Jaya



# 22 Shitty Fiber Optic Star Nativity Submitted by: Jaya



# 23 Yard Snow Globe Nativity Submitted by: Jaya



# 24 White Wash Nativity Submitted by: Mike



# 25 Junk Yard Auto Part Nativity Submitted by: Mike



# 26 Recycled Trash Nativity Submitted by: Jackie



# 27 Lego Nativity Submitted by: Jackie



# 28 Creep Cat Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 29 Bar Soap Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 30 Depressed House Pets Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 31 Ginger Bread Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 32 Balloon Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 33 Veggie Tales Nativity Submitted by: Dixie



# 34 Jars of Clay Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 35 IKEA Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 36 A Charlie Brown Christmas Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 37 Stonehenge Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 38 Precious Moments Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 39 Country Kitsch Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 40 Inflatable Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 41 Fisher Price Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 42 Ye Haw – Lelujah Nativty Submitted by: Eric



# 43 Santa Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 44 Dome Arigato Mr. Roboto Submitted by: Eric



# 45 Play-doh Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas



# 46 Mute Holy Family Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas



# 47 Ugly Baby Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas



# 48 Feliz Navidad Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas



# 49 Cthulhu Nativity Submitted by: Mike



# 50 Plastic Yard Kitsch Submitted by: Paulinus



# 51 Canine Nativity Submitted by: Paulinus



# 52 Roger Rabbit Nativity Submitted by: Allen’s Brain



# 53 Something’s Missing Nativity Submitted by: Allen’s Brain



# 54 Oyster Shell Nativity Submitted by: Tim



# 55 This Lil Piggy Went to Bethlehem Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 56 Raccoon Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 57 Basset Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 58 Commercial Kitsch Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 59 Flying Bears Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake



# 60 Fuzz Ball Nativity Submitted by: Melissa



# 61 Coconut Shell Nativity Submitted by: Melissa



# 62 Carved by a Toddler Nativity Submitted by: Melissa



# 63 U.F. Ho Ho Ho Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 64 Cheese Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 65 I’m Not Fat, It’s a Gland Problem Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 66 Sock Monkey Nativity Submitted by: Eric



# 67 Bees Wax Nativity Submitted by: Paul Cat



# 68 Magpie Nativity Submitted by: Zanshin [copyright]



# 69 Palin’s Nativity Submitted by: The Young Catholic



# 70 Simpson Nativity Submitted by: The Young Catholic



# 71 Florida Retirement Center Nativity Submitted by: The Young Catholic



# 72 Wax Museum Nativity Submitted by: Robert



# 73 Bottle Cap Nativity Submitted by: Lola



# 74 Why I Hate Thomas Kincaid Nativity Submitted by: Jane

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