stating the obvious…

… is a natural inclination that children have.

This weekend I found myself with The Boy and some friends at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, DC. We were there less than thirty minutes before my son exuded his charm. He excitedly ran up to some random colossal piece of shit modern art sculpture that was sitting out in a corridor and starting running his hands all over it. I think he was going to ask me what it was when a security guard came over and sternly barked, “Son! Please do not touch the art!”.

Embarrassed my son looked innocently up at the guard and apologized, “I’m sorry sir. I didn’t know this was supposed to be art.”

About Katrina Fernandez

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08046773358292402621 Angela Messenger

    Bwahahahahaha!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06692448528819277158 Mark Scott Abeln

    Love it!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01175794155671459233 The Zapman

    *cheers*!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03409352595912571443 Shark Bait

    Oh I am laughing right now.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08353696433987975754 Karen

    He's awesome!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01504517769804159508 Dan
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00423567323116960820 Lydia McGrew

    Out of the mouth of babes… :-)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06725527285837338560 Janny

    You have CLEARLY raised him right. After all, he did say, "Sir." :-)JB

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10503510474554718305 Just another mad Catholic

    that merrits your boy at least a tip of the biretta

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03477075419293870383 Charlie

    Bwaha! I love it.

  • http://doctoreric.wordpress.com/ doctoreric

    Priceless!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14807873592896092136 Anthony S. Layne

    Hooray for The Boy!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11305092097247290243 Anita Moore

    Puts me in mind of the janitor years ago who cleaned up a pile of bricks at an art museum. Turned out the pile of bricks was an exhibit.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03706439676696291031 Linda

    Smart boy you've got there!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11153355585571358736 truthfinder

    Bravo to the boy! As far as a lot of "art" today goes, "the emperor" REALLY "has no clothes"!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06506671882770822003 Joe of St. Thérèse

    LOL!, I was in DC that week


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