… if you have kids then you can relate to what I am about to share with you. And if you are a mom then you know exactly of what I speak. Mom Competition. Or Mompetition. Those militant scary moms that hand squeeze their own fruit juices to bring to meetings and sports events when it’s their turn to supplies the snacks. The Whole Foods Moms who have these freakishly allergic hypersensitive kids.
I got tired of trying to cater to every child’s specific needs and the demands of their mothers and decided to have a little fun with it. So now I just bring junk like candy corn and Hi-C.
Ooooo. I will feed your kids high fructose corn syrup and red dye #5 when you aren’t looking.
He’s totally fine and survived his childhood unscathed, though he keeps ignoring my Facebook friend requests.