Of Boys and Bacon…

… Boys are fantastic creatures. They seem to derive simple pleasure from the most unexpected things.

Me: Wait a minute! Where do you think you’re going with that plate of bacon?
The Boy: To the bathroom.
Me: With a plate of bacon?
The Boy: Yes. You told me to take a shower.
Me: With a plate of bacon?
The Boy: Yeah, I wanted to eat bacon in the shower.
Me: But…. I…. I actually have no argument against this. Carry on.