The Crescat
… How does one solitary show end up in the middle of the road? Where is the other shoe? How does this happen? Who goes walking along and loses their shoe and thinks “Eh, I don’t really need that” and keeps on walking? And why are there so many single shoes left in the road. Is it that common to lose a shoe without notice? This strange occurrence has me baffled.
Obviously the logical conclusion is alien abduction.
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