BREAKING NEWS: Conclave Begins Tuesday March 12, 2013…

This just in! Set your phones and news feed to notify you immediately of the following keywords “white smoke” and “Habemus Papam”. For liberal media sources use keywords “still no women’s ordination” and “back to the dark ages”.

Image source; Zenit News Agency

Got Conclave? Yes, there’s an app for that.

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