Reasons Not To Let Kids Have Holy Water…

… Our poor cat. First there was the baptism by full immersion. Now my son is performing exorcisms, convinced the cat is possessed.

Pretty much any excuse to throw water on a cat.

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  • Victor Lams

    Cats love that stuff, though.

  • Maggie

    All cats are possessed.

    • Eugene Edward Yeo

      That’s because all ca- nuts, beat me to it.

  • RichFader

    He was a brave man who first baptized a cat.

    But not as brave as the man who first circumcized one.

    [doffs hat and bows head]