… Oh my gosh, y’all! I’m leaving tomorrow morning for Seattle to have my first real speaking engagement. I mean, I speak all the time, but this time someone will actually be listening. I know!
If all goes well, maybe this will open the door for me to have future speaking gigs. I wonder who you gotta know to get booked to speak at the L.A. Religious Education Conference. Can’t you just picture it?
You’re a heretic! You’re a heretic! You’re going to hell! So are you! Everybody is going to hell!!!!!!