… EVERYONE DIES! Because you can’t enroll for Obamacare
Or get the flu.
We're sorry, but we will not be tweeting or responding to @ replies during the government shutdown. We'll be back as soon as possible!
— CDC Flu (@CDCFlu) October 1, 2013
Congress might be closed, but we can always have a caucus at my place. #shutdownpickuplines
— Aaron Cynic (@aaroncynic) September 30, 2013