When The Gov’t Shut Downs …

… EVERYONE DIES! Because you can’t enroll for Obamacare

Or get the flu.

Check out pick up lines inspired by the government shutdown. #shutdownpickuplines

Stay classy.

About Katrina Fernandez

Mackerel Snapping Papist

  • http://rosarynovice.stblogs.com/ Augustine

    Will the sun rise tomorrow?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat Katrina Fernandez

      NO! We are all gonna die.

      • Jordan

        The Sun is refusing to rise another day until Mercury stops getting all up in its business.

    • CrustyNatsFan

      Yes. Its just that some of us in the weeks to come may not be able to fully appreciate its beautiful rays as we try to figure out how to pay rent.

      • http://rosarynovice.stblogs.com/ Augustine

        How about getting a job whose pay doesn’t involve threatening me with jail if I don’t pay up, as in extortion? You know, like doing something for which I’d gladly pay you for without coercion.

        • CrustyNatsFan

          Buddy, are you serious? Are you really lecturing the sole bread winner in family for not finding the right kind of job in this economy? I left my home to come here to DC and work, because I found a job and was brought up thinking a career in public service was a noble thing. If you have deeper grievances about taxation and all that, hey keep fighting. I probably would agree with ya on many points. But you have no idea what I do, the hours I work, and what the impact of this shut down will be on me and my family. Is it the end of the world? No. Are there many worse things happening in the world. Yes. We are fine now. But if this asshattery continues for a few weeks, things will be tough for many average Joes out there, like myself. We won’t just be laughing it off.

          • http://canfrancisbringmeback.wordpress.com/ ganganelli

            Why even reply to that asshat? Public service is in many cases a very noble thing. It was public servants that defeated the Soviet Union. These guys are your enemies and you should know it.

          • http://rosarynovice.stblogs.com/ Augustine

            So, basically, you were one of those ducking and covering, right?

          • http://rosarynovice.stblogs.com/ Augustine

            Public service a noble thing? It’s not service, it’s a job. It’s an unproductive job, it does not provide anything I demand or that couldn’t be provided by someone else for less and more efficiently. It threatens me with violence to pay for it. What’s noble in this?

          • Jordan

            If you just thought harder, you’d find the perfect job with an awesome private company and would be completely out of the woods, because bad things only happen to bad people, CrustyNatsFan. Everyone knows that.

  • http://canfrancisbringmeback.wordpress.com/ ganganelli

    That’s what is so awesome! The republicans can shut down the government but they can’t touch Obamacare!

  • Eugene Edward Yeo

    The government is shut down!