… I hate flowers. Specifically, I hate those overpriced bouquets that professional florists sell. You know the ones that costs a hundred dollars and look about as natural as a Thomas Kinkade painting.
The most beautiful bunch of flowers I ever saw was a handful of wildflowers picked off the side of the road from one of those state sponsored government beautification initiatives. I am pretty sure it’s illegal to pick them, but damn, those were some mighty pretty flowers.
Anyway. Happy Valentine’s Day and junk. If you got some flowers today I’m sure they were very lovely and not tacky and fake looking at all.